Three sheets to the wind



Look! Here are some hard-working laundry men enjoying the fence and its current incumbent, the popular SMEG fridge door.

'I live in Marylebone Village and I work in Marylebone Village. I object to outsiders coming in here and making the place look unsightly by leaving their filthy bicycles everywhere.’ Said Andrea McGlashan on BBC Radio 5 this week (It's Thursday June 28 today).

McGlashans appear to be running a commercial laundry from the basement flat here (I hope they applied for a change of use license).

This laundry business and its trucks blocking the mews or Marylebone lane a few times a day does not cause anything like as much disturbance in Marylebone Village as a bicycle attached to some railings. Does it?

Don't forget, you can rent one of their many serviced flats for around £2000 per week, including laundry. (Our First-Class tenants include American Corporations, International Banks, Embassies & Government Personnel). Have a look.

Three sheets to the wind

'Sails are controlled with ropes called ‘sheets’ and the most any sail has is two – a lee side sheet and a weather sheet. The sailor’s contention is that if a man who had been drinking was given as many as ‘three’ sheets he could still not steady or control himself on a regular course. An alternative idea is that of a ship caught with three (jib) sheets in the wind as she goes from one tack to the other. The sails would flap and the ship would wallow and stagger in the locomotion of a drunk.'

From “Salty Dog Talk: The Nautical Origins of Everyday Expressions” by Bill Beavis and Richard G. McCloskey (Sheridan House, Dobbs Ferry, N.Y., 1995. First published in Great Britain, 1983).

Three Sheets to The Wind cocktail (well, it's a shot)
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Ingredients:
1/3 Jagermeister
1/3 Rumpleminze
1/3 Tequila
Mixing instructions:
Combine ingredients in a shot glass.


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