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| The amazing history of the bicycle |
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Hey! Show me a Cycling
Celebrity then
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| The
Goodies |
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Goody
goody yum yum
The
Goodies, in case you can't recall, were
three blokes who, in the 1970s, lived
together (no, not in the 'biblical' sense).
It's recently come to my attention that
they only lived together on the television,
not in the real world. I was a bit cross
when I learned this, life is full of disappointments
though. The Goodies was a BBC television
series in which our heros 'did things'.
'We'll do anything, anytime'. That
was their moto.
They
traveled everywhere on their trademark
three-seater bike - the Trandem - at one
point attaching balloons to it to make
it fly. Very fanciful.
Mary
Whitehouse (a mad woman (now deceased)
who tried to 'clean up pubic morals' via
attempting to control what was shown on
television) described them as being 'too
sexually orientated', taking particular
issue (rightly so) with Tim
Brooke-Taylor
Another
less controversial Goodie was Bill
Oddie, who is pleasantly bearded,
and watches birds a lot. Then there's
Graeme
Garden, he was a bit of a mad scientist
character. You had to be there.
Coincidentally,
there was some Mornington
Crescent discussion on the mailing
list recently. Tim Brooke-Taylor being
a leading expert in this historic and
perculiarly British parlour game.
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Our
dead hard Deputy Prime Minister John
Prescott
John
Prescott went to school in Cheshire,
where you have to be hard or you just
get beaten up (I got beaten up). He
left school to work in hotel catering
at the age of 15, then joined the Merchant
Navy, which just between you and me
is almost exactly what your Fencemaster
did.
Just in case he's not the well-loved
public figure in your country that he
is here (No - he IS), he likes
sailing and diving and being Deputy
Prime Minister. He's also the one you
might have heard about who was innocently
walking through some protesters on the
way to a conference or something and
someone who I can only describe as 'a
Welsh farmer' threw an egg at him, from
behind, and it hit Prezzy on the head.
Our Deputy PM turned on the spot and
punched
him in the face with an excellent left
jab. We were very proud in the Fencemaster
household.
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| Blessed
are the cheesemakers |
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Where
are you two from, Nose City?
Anyone
called 'Eric' is surely destined for
a career in comedy. Mr Idle proved no
exception and was arguably the funniest
of the Pythons, except for John Cleese
of course (and Graham Chapman). However
my usual minimal amount of research
reveals he is one of the most personable.
Note
that Eric is dressed for comic effect,
as one would get much too hot riding
more than a few feet in such a get-up.
However, it was a bit damp and dreary
going through Richmond Park this morning.
My route takes me through the centre
of the park, where there's no signs
of civilisation. It's like being in
the highlands of Scotland. Apart from
the lack of any high lands. Oh yes,
there's also the steady stream of Boeing
747s nervously tiptoeing into Heathrow
Airport to give the game away too.
Check
out this picture I took one slightly
brighter day, in preparation for my
next block-busting web site: www.myjourneytowork.com
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| On your
bike |
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It's
that nice Mr Blair
Here
he is - the first cycling celebrity.
I spotted this picture in a newspaper,
and a 'Cycling Celebrities' section
seemed like a good idea. At the time
anyway.
At
least I haven't splashed out and bought
the domain www.celebrtiycyclists.com
or, for that matter, www.cyclingcelebrities.com
(both available, surprisingly). Please
see what you can do to provide or point
out any more pictures of cycling celebrities.
Maybe
I could print some out and put them
on the fence, to give it a lovely showbiz
theme. Let me know what you think. I
have heard Richard Rogers the architect
cycles, and Jon Snow the news reader
does too. Jarvis Cocker has been mentioned
as well.
Otherwise,
perhaps cycling celebrities are quite
rare. We'll see.
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| Einstein
a go-go |
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Who's
this then?
Born
in 1879 in Germany, Einstein's story
is fascinating. It's full of skipped
school, moving about a lot, and dodgy
jobs. A bit like your Fencemaster really.
However, that's where the resemblance
ends, as your Fencemaster went on to
acheive great things to the benefit
of all mankind. Not.
His
Theory of Relativity was born in 1905,
almost certainly while Albert was riding
a bike. It was part of a paper he submitted
to a German Physics journal "On
the Electrodynamics of Moving Bodies
(such as those on bikes)". He came
out with some smart one-liners as well.
Here's one that certainly sounds fence-based:
"Problems
cannot be solved at the same level of
awareness that created them."
You
see?
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| And finally... |
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A
cycling news reader
He
doesn't cycle while reading the news
(for Channel Four here in the UK) well
not yet at least. Although it's an idea
they might want to think about. He cycles
everywhere, apparently. I wonder where
he locks his bike? Not on the fence
in Bentinck Mews, I'll be bound. You
can read about his top ten favourite
books here.
Go on, get inside that newsreader's
head.
Do you know of any other cycling newsreaders?
If I get a few more they can have their
own, dedicated section. Maybe.
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| Like a
rolling bike |
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Buckets
of rain
I'm
not sure how great a part cycling plays
in the life of Bob
Dylan Bikes get a mention in one
song: Buckets
of rain. Other than that 'Little
red bike', his lyrics have so far neglected
the plight of the urban cyclist, which
is a shame. Your Fencemaster would be
delighted to have the wonders of the
bicycle celebrated in song.
Via the magic of song, Bob could have
persuaded an entire generation to take
to two wheels and, er, go for a ride.
Although looking at the picture (left),
he doesn't seem too happy about his
bike.
PERHAPS HE WANTED TO LOCK IT TO A FENCE.
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Send
me a cycling celebrity.
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| Fence Diary |
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*WITNESS*
Amish
29-November-2001
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*GOD
HELP US*
Bank
26-September-2001
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*CALAMARI*
Tapas
08-August-2001
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*POP
STAR*
Sting
17-July-2001
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