ulrika/brizo/whoever it was or whatever name they were/are going under,

how timely and topical of you - see the follow up to the 1989 bbc documentary 'john's not mad' this very week. on the bbc, presumably.

Well done everyone - you've all excelled yourselves today. Now #### off. I'm on strike (again).

FM
the new site.
it's a bit same-ish.
seen the idea before somewhere.
can't think where.
marks out of 10...hmmm...2/10
AWWWW...
sorry, should we be being nice to FM?

I love it when a plan comes together.

Your secret is safe with me. I've left one bullet in the chamber though. (Yeah, its the Americans one - can't resist).

Time to cycle home to Cookham Dean to my lovely Sven.

Yeah yeah

That's right, 'threaten a Fencemaster' GOOD idea, NOT! Look what happened to Howard De Walden Estates; a once £12 billion family fortune has CRUMBLED to, errr... £12 billion.

Either way, I shall have no naughtiness in reference to Americans, Queen Mothers, and so on AT ALL (not on MY watch, soldier). This is a simple rule and it must be abided by.

Insulting me and revealing my name is not funny or clever either. Just behave yourself; offer me a bloody job/publishing contract/anything. Just don't start picking on me right now.

oops

for Morning please read mourning

Hi Girl with the Curl

Stick to the day job!!!

Mind perhaps I should too!!

From a no curl - red-head

i wish i could play this game but i have no concept of grammar, rhyme or scansion. sorry.

"spring, and a young man's fancy turns to thoughts of micky and joey"

will that do?

'Ow glad I am to see that concerned
Is still ever so upright,
And who's gender we still 'ave to learn
Regarding this poetry -
Why don't we all 'ave-a-try
But we 'as to be careful
And not get too dareful,
Else Fencey will moan,
And 'twill all end in a groan!!!!

'Owever will stop at this verse -
'Cause its all getting worse!!

PS Did you know it is Shakespeare's birthday today?

If our mate, Ulrika-ka-ka-ka, was here
she'd brighten up the day.

We're so lost without her...
boo hoo hoo...

We didn't mean it, Doll,
we love you truly...

at least we've got a new series to keep
us busy.