He is still about.. and I know for a fact he does watch this site... and if you know where to go... he will even talk back.

I miss the fenceman. I used to watch this site everyday. Come back to us!

/diehard fan of the fence

I miss the fenceman. I used to watch this site everyday. Come back to us!

/diehard fan of the fence

Ulrika! Where the #### have you been?

I've missed you sooooooooooo much.

I'll buy you a Guinness any day Darling.

Call me...

Whatever you like really.

see you VERY soon

I'd certainly be up for a reunion - make mine a Guiness!
Fencemaster - get that rude comment from Keith off the page, please. If I put on a comment that has a steak of acid flowing through it's gentle wit it disappears in f**king seconds!

For those of you who did see me on Shooting Stars, I should point out that my comment about my breasts being like Pitta bread was tongue in cheek. They are, of course, very firm.

would somebody please attach another fence to the fence the fence master could then tie his bike to the new fence im sure the owner of the original fence wouldnt take offence if he did take a fence we would still be left with a fence to write silly thing about

Hurrah - another photo posted to the site by Fencemaster! You are a good fellow!

Can't you upload a photo of a pie to the bernard manning website? Or a diseased lung?

i would like to put a nice juicy fanny on the fence so i can poke it every time i walk past

Just had a couple of pints with the fencemaster. He's in good form. I wrote one of the first (if not the first) articles about this in the Evening Standard. With The Sunday Telegraph now. Anyone fancy a pilgrimage to the fence? I'm sure a few pints would be involved! ULRIKA? Anyone else?