Great news! Fencey is still alive and censoring!

Bentinck Mews has gone into fence history. We should keep the fence alive. If only for the sake of the FenceMaster. Somebody please put something on that fence!!! Keep fencing.

I'd just like to wish an old friend a
happy birthday.

happy memories
hope you're okay

lots of love
x

What's happened to the Fm's automatic censor? He won't be pleased when he gets back from Weymouth.
Sorry to hear about your computer, NET, but happy New Year to you and all fencefriends.

Mark,

Arr children are arr future. I know i wasn't the best farver in the world wot wiv me running off wiv the community centre money an all 'at but I did luv ya. Look after the lickle darlin, Mark.

(An tell ya muvver I'm watching 'er. Just as well that geezer was an arse bandit. He's not parking is bike up my back passage)

You're knackered? I've been up all night with that baby Louise. Just like her a father - on the bottle at all hours, ranting and raving, bald as a coot and constantly loosing control of her bowels.
For Christ's sake; I have to be up at 5.00 every morning to set up me stall.

What with we me an me illness an all that.

God, am I knackered!

Ulrika-ka-ka,

I hadn't realised you gave the correct answer. What answer did you give? It must have been lost in the midst of all those messages about what people had for breakfast that I ignored because I never have time for breakfast.

I see TheNewBrunette has taken switched to tiny horses. Quite right too. I could start a new competition on Where did the saying "ride a #### horse to Banbury Cross" come from? ... but I won't, because the Fencemaster cheats.

I'm glad you're old, Callum. I didn't do National Service because a) it was a key advantage of being a downtrodden female and b) because I'm not *ancient*, merely in my prime. I've been in my prime for years and recommend it; the long-lasting variety is much the best and probably obtainable these days from a local chemist near you.

And now I'm leaving Milton Keynes for somewhere else!

Ulrika and thenewbrunette, this is truly magnificent advice, and will be much appreciated chez Murray. The young Ms will be forever greatful, if they know what's good for them.

thenewbrunette, please help yourself to whatever size of horse you like. You deserve it.

callum.

once the papier mache had dried, the balloon is no longer attached to it, merely playing a supporting role from within. hence, when you pop it, it will just go into a little shrivelled up ball inside. simply plop it out from the hole at the neck, or wait for it to come careering out with the sweets. if you decide on the latter option, please make sure none of the nippers accidentally eat it.

i am too, too good to you, i'm sure you'll agree.

and to oblige you EVEN FURTHER i have adjusted the size of my horse accordingly. it is now a tiny miniature horse as befits my lowly station in life.