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on 24/03/2004 to 05:23
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How about giving the fence a theme, such as St Patricks Day = Giant Leprican drinking Guinness, Burns Night = Haggis wearing a Kilt. Alternatively, do it all in one day and attach lots of those really tacky dolls with national costumes (that no one ever wears) on to the fence.
on 18/03/2004 to 12:07
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I rather liked your pot of tea on the fence & I maybe be the lack of biscuits was the thing that enraged the landlord. Not that smashing the pot is very clever.
So, my suggestion is a nice tartan flask of hot sweet tea & some hobnobs.
(Perhaps a biscuit barrel would be pushing it)
I have every confidence this will work, it certainly would up north ,with a plethora of thankyou cards & messages to you the fence suplier to boot. Ta x
on 12/03/2004 to 02:45
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A couple of ideas.
How about some of those kids' fridge-magnet letters spelling out the URL of the website?
Or
A series of interlinking bicycle chains arranged and coloured lik the olympic rings.
on 06/03/2004 to 17:48
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i was directed here from dave gormans site - he must think this is great so i suggest you put him on the fence!! I think i get this through the rules with this clause
With the possible exception of performance artists and other people who like that sort of thing
im sure he'd like that sort of thing!! go one ring him up and ask!!!!
on 27/02/2004 to 03:47
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well i personally think you should put a garden gnome on the fence
on 25/02/2004 to 22:37
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I reckon the rugby world cup...if not the cup,then a pic of the victorious English team for sure as a hen lays eggs....you wont see a smiling face by next June/july when they hit our shores....
on 18/02/2004 to 08:41
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I have two. A helmet that should be fastned so as to cover the plaque and christmas lights. Anything to obstruct the plaque would be great!
on 18/02/2004 to 00:54
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put a picture of dolly parton on the fence (especially one where she's wearing some godawfully gorgeous sequined outfit & looking like a drag queen's wet dream)
on 10/02/2004 to 09:54
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could you not chain your fence to the fence and then chain your bicycle to you own fence? as the sign says, there is technically nothing wrong with that.
on 09/02/2004 to 13:07
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maybe you feel lonely........howabout pstcards from the world addressed to the fencemaster c/o the fence..for the postman to deliver
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