That's it then

'You've done this before haven't you?'

You can just about see how buggered the tyres are in this picture. 'Who do you think you are, Nigel bleedin' Mansell? Have you been doing Formula One in this thing or what?' Was the driver's comment. I shrugged my shoulders innocently.

*sniff*

errr... *sniff* again, and goodbye.

And for both the completeists AND the doubting thomases out there here's the parting shot from Audi. The solitary piece of mail waiting for me. A brochure - for the new Audi A8. Unfortunately madam would not agree to be photographed in the towel holding it. Some women eh?

Ok, ok, so it was actually an Audi TT brochure. Calling it an A8 brochure was the only bit of artistic exaggeration in this whole story. I hope you enjoyed it. The story that is, not the brochure.